Friday, May 30, 2008

Day 89: Action 52 Friday with Haunted Halls

Who you gonna call? Simon Belmont's little sister! Though, judging by the size of her chest, Simon's the only one who still calls her "little."

Hoping to step out from under the shadow of her brother, young Simone enters the Haunted Halls armed with a bag of crosses and her 36 double D's. The crosses are the more effective weapon. I guess breasts, no matter how large and perky, hold no interest for those who've crossed over.

Haunted Halls plays just like Ooze and Alfredo and every other platformer on the Action 52 cartridge. Simone walks to the left, leaps over pits and strikes down her many mindless enemies. Total dullsville, man.

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