Thursday, May 29, 2008

Day 88: Ginormo Sword

Ginormo Sword is either a bad dick joke disguised as a bad video game or a bad video game disguised as a bad dick joke. Either way, once you stop giggling over having the blacksmith increase the length and width of your sword, you'll no doubt quickly become bored with what is otherwise a mediocre slash fest.

Each level is made up of several combat areas and one or two shops where you can upgrade your character's weapon or abilities. Once all of the areas are cleared of monsters, the boss appears. All battles are nothing more than a lot of rapid mouse pounding, making Ginormo Sword just another way to exercise your right arm, but with ugly retro video game graphics (what's with the fuchsia armor?) instead of girls making out.

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