Monday, May 19, 2008

Day 78: Pop Flamer

From the What Were They Smoking? File come Pop Flamer, a game about a masked mouse popping balloons and blasting frogs with a flamethrower. Seriously. I couldn't make up something like that if hot dogs were made of LSD and my name was Takeru Kobayashi.

The developers must have used up everything they had brainstorming the concept, because they failed to make actually playing the game even remotely compelling. I play video games to have fun, not enhance my awareness or any of that other psychedelic mumbo jumbo, alright. If I want my consciousness altered, I'll use Sally-D like all the other kids. Now go back to to your cubicle and don't come back 'til you've got something worth playing.

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