Ugh. This game hurts my brain. And my eyes.
Did you memorize the locations of all the 500 point squares? OK, good, because they're all going to disappear now.
All you have to do now is uncover 10,000 points without getting captured by one of those yellow things or falling into a pit. Waddaya mean you don't see any pits? They're right there. One's right below the red purse down and to the right of the shopper. There's another one by that clump of purses on the right side of the screen. There are two more, but I'll let you find those on your own.
Ten thousand points earns you admittance to what looks like a TI-99 game. And not a very good one either. Collect as many presents as you can and head for the woman in red at the top of the screen. Those aren't C's. They're cobblestones. Or something.
This is where a talented writer would make some sort of clever dream/nightmare comment and wrap things up nicely. But good writers don't write on free Blogspot pages. They write for GamePro.