Finally! The excitement of a point and click PC game has come to my Sega Genesis! No longer will I have to waste my time playing those dreadful, fast paced blue hedgehog games. At last! Pointing to objects on the screen with a cursor! Picking them up! Using them! God! It's like heaven!
Alas! All is not perfect, not even in paradise. The blue hedgehog has corrupted paradise with his infernal running an leaping. Alright, more like walking and hopping. Curse you, blue hedgehog! Why must you destroy everything you touch?
I won't let you get away with this! No, no, my friend. Two can play at this game! And I won't stop with pointing and clicking! No, sir! There will be game boards and cards! Yes, cards! Prepare for my wrath, blue hedgehog! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!